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post all jokes here, in place of making unique threads for each joke.

yes it saves from only one image posters as joke

good move bro
i was waiting for this

^^^gramatic mistakes by you...........i was waiting for this meance?........ask your teacher

past tens

or past continious
is used

haha its ok post your jokes here from now

good swimmer

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!


Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai


Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.


Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV
Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..


A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,


You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.


ThankS

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... .... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga..




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya



You do not meet -----aap to millat hee naheen ho



our requirement ----- humko tum ka jaroorat hai



Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat na hee.



No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee jaroorat na hee hai



shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.



Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.



Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.



created by ssparikshya

(12-08-2011 08:01 PM)Mr.sudhansu Wrote: [ -> ]created by ssparikshya

@ verry verry funny yaar