Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
wah wah
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode
aaja aaja dil nichode
raat ki matki phode.
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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.
wah wah
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime
1 is neither composite nor prime......
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Kyun banate ho april mein fool.
wah wah
kyun banate ho april mein fool..
lagao navratna tel thanda thanda cool cool...
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Wats D name of Santa Claus's brother?
.
.
.
Banta Claus!
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mere PJ padhkar muje logone kiya hill se push
wah wah
mere PJ padhkar mujhe logone kiya hill se push
Ponds mosturising cream
googli woogli woosh...
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churi nahi hai mera dil
wah wah
churi nahi hai mera dil
.
.
jack and jill went up the hill
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pet kharab ho to golgappe kaise khaoge
pet kharab ho to golgappe kaise khaoge
TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE
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Chala gaya wo din april fool ka
chala gaya wo din april fool ka
aya mausam thande-thande dermi cool ka.
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terance ne geeta ko maari laat,
Terance ne geeta ko maari laat,
Mithun da bole kya baat , kya baat, kya baat.
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Mitha hota hai gajar ka halwa,
mitha hota hai gajar ka halwa,
yahan b hoga waha b hoga...
kya?
Mera hi Jalawa~
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Najane vo hamse kya chupati thi
kuch tha uske hotho pe magar najane Q sharmati thi
Jab hamne muh khulvake dekha to
Sali R.M.D khati thi.
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Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara
Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara.
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
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Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,
wah wah
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,
Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge 'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'
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pitaji ban gaye dad, maa ban gai mom..
wah wah
pitaji ban gaye dad, maa ban gai mom.
log on 2 www.yahoo.com
**************************
Ya Rabba De De Koi Jaan B Agar,
wah Wah,
ya Rabba De De Koi Jaan B Agar,.
make The Circuit Diagram As Shown In The Figure.....¤
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Waah! Waah!...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
wah wah
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode
aaja aaja dil nichode
raat ki matki phode.
**************************
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.
wah wah
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime
1 is neither composite nor prime......
**************************
Kyun banate ho april mein fool.
wah wah
kyun banate ho april mein fool..
lagao navratna tel thanda thanda cool cool...
**************************
Wats D name of Santa Claus's brother?
.
.
.
Banta Claus!
**************************
mere PJ padhkar muje logone kiya hill se push
wah wah
mere PJ padhkar mujhe logone kiya hill se push
Ponds mosturising cream
googli woogli woosh...
**************************
churi nahi hai mera dil
wah wah
churi nahi hai mera dil
.
.
jack and jill went up the hill
**************************
pet kharab ho to golgappe kaise khaoge
pet kharab ho to golgappe kaise khaoge
TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE
**************************
Chala gaya wo din april fool ka
chala gaya wo din april fool ka
aya mausam thande-thande dermi cool ka.
**************************
terance ne geeta ko maari laat,
Terance ne geeta ko maari laat,
Mithun da bole kya baat , kya baat, kya baat.
**************************
Mitha hota hai gajar ka halwa,
mitha hota hai gajar ka halwa,
yahan b hoga waha b hoga...
kya?
Mera hi Jalawa~
**************************
Najane vo hamse kya chupati thi
kuch tha uske hotho pe magar najane Q sharmati thi
Jab hamne muh khulvake dekha to
Sali R.M.D khati thi.
**************************
Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara
Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara.
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
**************************
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,
wah wah
Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,
Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge 'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'
**************************
pitaji ban gaye dad, maa ban gai mom..
wah wah
pitaji ban gaye dad, maa ban gai mom.
log on 2 www.yahoo.com
**************************
Ya Rabba De De Koi Jaan B Agar,
wah Wah,
ya Rabba De De Koi Jaan B Agar,.
make The Circuit Diagram As Shown In The Figure.....¤
**************************
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Waah! Waah!...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!