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    1. A girl was standing holding broken sandles.
    One Naughty Boy - It looks as though that sandles do get broken by wearing even in light legs.
    Girl - No, Sandles get broken by hitting them on the heads of boys like you.
    2. Judge to Thief - Any good work have you done in your life???
    Thief - It is because of us you get job. 3. Judge to
    Thief - You went in a shop to steal & stole only femal clothes. Did you not think of your male child.
    Thief - That shop only had female clothes.
    4. Girlfriend to Boyfriend - I will not marry you till you do some act of bravery.
    Boyfriend to Girlfriend - I am marrying you in this inflation and that is an act of courage.
    5. One Begger become Crorepati and decided to get a temple built.
    Second Begger - Why do you want to get a temple made.
    First Begger - So that I can sit alone in front of that temple for begging.


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    Sardar and Police man

    Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!
    Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
    Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

    :D
     
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    Funny Joke

    Teacher: baccho ye btao ki Bharat me sabse bada tufaan kis din aayega??
    Student:- jis din "RAKSHABNDHN" aur "VALENTINEDAY" ek saath aayenge.
    :p
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    Jyotish : Tumhari life men 14 ladkiyanayengi

    Boy : "Oh yess... What a life!"
    Jyotish : Ziyada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi or 13 betiyan hongi..
    :D
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko
    Aana Hoga. GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
    Teacher-Q GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi:D
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    7 sadhu 7chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the, 1 admi sadhu ko Prnam kr puchta hai-Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?
    Sadhu bola-beta 1 chatai or bicha le..
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    Judge- y r u arrested?
    Raju- 4 shopping early.
    Judge- well,dats not a crime,
    anyway how early u wer shoppin?
    Raju- b4 d shop opened..
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    Teacher: Tell me da perfect example 4 Newtons 3rd law?
    Student: Wenever i open my book, my eyes close automatically Action 4 Reaction
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR :-

    Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne bf ko call kiya or kaha , mere ghar par koi nhi h, Phir bf uske ghar gaya or....sachmuch koi nhi tha,Taala laga tha.::cry:
     
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    RE: Funny Joke

    ek baar naradji ne aisa kya dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye.

    unhone dekha ki..
    hanumanji taqat paane ke liye "Rajnikant chalisaa" padh rahe the.[hr]
    insult.

    jab aap blackbarry ka mobile leke baithe ho or koi aapko aake kahe "china hai na"
    :clapsmiley:[hr]
    ek ladke ne ladki ko cheda.

    girl:chappl utaroun kya.
    boy:chal hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thode hi hai chappl pahan ke hi aaja.
    :D