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Bheja Frying Jokes Tread

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1. A girl was standing holding broken sandles.
One Naughty Boy - It looks as though that sandles do get broken by wearing even in light legs.
Girl - No, Sandles get broken by hitting them on the heads of boys like you.
2. Judge to Thief - Any good work have you done in your life???
Thief - It is because of us you get job. 3. Judge to
Thief - You went in a shop to steal & stole only femal clothes. Did you not think of your male child.
Thief - That shop only had female clothes.
4. Girlfriend to Boyfriend - I will not marry you till you do some act of bravery.
Boyfriend to Girlfriend - I am marrying you in this inflation and that is an act of courage.
5. One Begger become Crorepati and decided to get a temple built.
Second Begger - Why do you want to get a temple made.
First Begger - So that I can sit alone in front of that temple for begging.


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Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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Funny Joke

Teacher: baccho ye btao ki Bharat me sabse bada tufaan kis din aayega??
Student:- jis din "RAKSHABNDHN" aur "VALENTINEDAY" ek saath aayenge.
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RE: Funny Joke

Jyotish : Tumhari life men 14 ladkiyanayengi

Boy : "Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish : Ziyada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi or 13 betiyan hongi..
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RE: Funny Joke

7 sadhu 7chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the, 1 admi sadhu ko Prnam kr puchta hai-Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?
Sadhu bola-beta 1 chatai or bicha le..
 

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RE: Funny Joke

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR :-

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne bf ko call kiya or kaha , mere ghar par koi nhi h, Phir bf uske ghar gaya or....sachmuch koi nhi tha,Taala laga tha.::cry:
 

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RE: Funny Joke

ek baar naradji ne aisa kya dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye.

unhone dekha ki..
hanumanji taqat paane ke liye "Rajnikant chalisaa" padh rahe the.[hr]
insult.

jab aap blackbarry ka mobile leke baithe ho or koi aapko aake kahe "china hai na"
:clapsmiley:[hr]
ek ladke ne ladki ko cheda.

girl:chappl utaroun kya.
boy:chal hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thode hi hai chappl pahan ke hi aaja.
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