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3 poulitry farms ka inspection ho raha tha !!!
inspector: tum murgiyon ko kya khilate ho.
1st:"bajra"

inspector:: wrongfood arrest him.

2nd: "chawal"

inspector:: wrong food arrest him.

3rd (darr gaya) or kehane laga ::: "hum to ji murgiyo ko ko 5-5 rupe de te hai k jao tumhari marzi ho jaqar khalo" :D
 

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English teacher:
Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples.
Boy:
I saw your daughter yesterday (past).

we are in love (present).

we will run away tomorrow.(future)
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Girl are like a INTERNET VIRUS: They enter ur Life, Scan ur Pockets, Edit ur mind, Download Problems and Delete ur happiness.. issued in PUBLIC INTEREST, so avoid girls. :D
 

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An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.

“I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 within.”

The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the pastor said, “I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000.”

The doctor then said, “I must confess too. I needed $20,000 for a new hospital I was opening up, so I only threw in $10,000.”

The lawyer looked at them both and shook his head. He then said, “Gentlemen, I’m surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you. I don’t see how you could dare to go against that man’s final wish. I mean, I threw in my personal check for the full amount”
 

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Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
 
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