must read: joke

[ssparikshya]

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..


A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,


You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.


ThankS

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... .... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga..




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya



You do not meet -----aap to millat hee naheen ho



our requirement ----- humko tum ka jaroorat hai



Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat na hee.



No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee jaroorat na hee hai



shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.



Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.



Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.



created by ssparikshya

 

[Jenitkumar]

nice joke.. bro

but we have already a whole thread for all type of jokes... then why are you making individual threads for each joke! plz post there....