Bheja Frying Jokes Tread

[Napster]

RE: Funny Joke

[size=medium] shayari arz hai...

dur se dekha to BOOKS thee.
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.dur se dekha to BOOKS thee.
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to pass jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota.

 

[mystic]

RE: Funny Joke

When Graham Bell discovered telephone
he got two missed call from


:dance3::dance3: Rajnikant :dance3::dance3:​

 

[Napster]

RE: Funny Joke

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ek ladka apni girlfrend se milne rojana park me jata tha.
ladki rojana time par pahunchti thi but ladka hamesha late pahunchata tha.
leqin ladki kabhi us se naraz nahi hoti thi.
ek din ladki park me nahi pahunchi to ladka ghusse me ladki kae ghar gaya.
wahan patta chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai or wo sirf 5-6 din hi jiyegi.
ladka rote huye apne ghar pahuncha or suiside :hang: kar liya or ladki ke liye ek letter chhod gaya tha us letter me likha tha.

"TUM MERA HAMESHA WAIT KARTI THI OR MAI ROZ LATE AATA THA LEQIN AAJ MAI TUMSE JALDI PAHUNCH RAHA HUN OR TUMHARA WAIT KARUNGA"

THATS LOVE......

 

[Napster]

girl- jaldi khidki se kudo,papa aa rahe hai...

boy-leqin ye 13vi manzil hai...?



girl-YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI JALDI KUDO..!

 

[Napster]

Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.

Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: allah Ke Naam Pe !

 

[Napster]

Ek shaayar garibi se tang aa kr Daaku Ban gaya.

Dakaiti karne 1 bank gaya aur kaha...

Arz h


Takdir me jo hai wohi milega,
HandsUp,Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.

Fir cashier se kaha..
Apne kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare paas h jaldi se is bag me daal do.

Bohot koshish karta hu teri yaad bhulane ki,
Khabardaar koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Bhula de mujhko, kya jaata h tera,
Main goli maar dunga,jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera.

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Santa in a Computer Exam:

ExamiNer Asked- "What is Microsoft Excel?"

Santa: "It is like Surf Excel to Clean Computer.

 

[Bapun]

Very nice Mr.Tiwari hehehe

 

[Napster]

santa told his friend

"yaar ek ladki mujhko hans ke dekh rahi hai. kya karun?"

friend= "pahle confirm kar hans ke dekh rahi hai, ya dekh ke hans rahi hai" :hysterical:

 

[Bapun]

kahi woh tum toh nahi?


just kidding yaar

 

[Napster]

i am not santa