Bheja Frying Jokes Tread

[Napster]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

 

[Vikram]

 

[Napster]

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..

(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab ? banda soch main per jaata ha ?
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ?
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ?
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay?
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol dun to gayi bhens pani mein.. !!!!

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DABAANG effct in school..
Tcher:Tumare sare Ans galat he,
marks kaise de?

Studnt:KAMAL KARTE HO SIR JI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE Hai,PYAR SE DE DIJIYE WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE He

Tchr: Badtamiz
kya bak rha he?

Stdnt:BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA SIRJI,APKI BETI KAISI He?
Tchr: Gadhe,nikal ja class se.

Stdnt: CHUP CHAP NUMBER DE DAL TAKLE,WARNA ANSWER SHEET ME ITNE CHHED KARDNGE KI CONFUZE HO JAOGE, SIGN KAHAN DALE OR ZERO KAHAN DALE!

 

[mystic]

चार दोस्तों ने मिलकर पेट्रोल पम्प खोला।
एक भी कस्टमर पम्प पर नहीं आया।

क्योंकि पेट्रोल पम्प पहली मंजिल पर था!

फिर चारों ने उसी फ्लोर पर रेस्टोरेंट खोला।
वहां भी कोई कस्टमर नहीं आया!

क्योंकि चारों ने पेट्रोल पम्प का बोर्ड नहीं उतारा था।

फिर चारों ने एक टैक्सी खरीदी।
एक भी सवारी नहीं आई।

क्योंकि उनमें से दो आगे और दो पीछे बैठकर सवारी ढूंढ रहे थे। :wallnalsirmarna:

टैक्सी खराब हो गई।
चारों ने खूब धक्का लगाया, लेकिन टैक्सी वहीं की वहीं खड़ी रही।

क्योंकि दो आगे से और दो पीछे से धक्का दे रहे थे। :Shoot:

 

[Vikram]

 

[kramkumar]

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Cheers !

 

[Bapun]

lol

 

[Bapun]

Car Bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 Dont worry, I have one more.

 

[Napster]

1 bar 1 haathi tha. uske samne na 12 kele the. usne na 11 kha liye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!
hehehehehehe.. chal ek aur

is baar fir hathi tha..fir 12 kele.. usne 12 k 12 nai khaye.. bata kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
hehehehehehe... chal ek aur

is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 12 kele. usne 12 k 12 nai khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
hehehehehehe.. chal ek aur

is baar fer asli hathi tha,.. asli kele..
hathi aur kele dono he tv me the.. usne phir ni khaye.. bata kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
hehehehehehe.. chal ek aur

is baar fer asli hathi .. asli kele.. hathi aur kele dono tv me.. ek he channel pe .. usne phir ni khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki hathi pinjare me aur kele bahar the !!
hehehehehehehe..chal ek aur baar..is baar last pakka..

is baar hathi aur kele dono asli ek hi channel pe aur tv b shuru tha..fir b kele nahi khae bata kyu???
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kyonki hathi ko bhukh nahi thi khana na khana uski marzi...:smiley-shocked028::smiley-shocked028::smiley-shocked028:

 

[Napster]

3 poulitry farms ka inspection ho raha tha !!!
inspector: tum murgiyon ko kya khilate ho.
1st:"bajra"

inspector:: wrongfood arrest him.

2nd: "chawal"

inspector:: wrong food arrest him.

3rd (darr gaya) or kehane laga ::: "hum to ji murgiyo ko ko 5-5 rupe de te hai k jao tumhari marzi ho jaqar khalo"