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1. A girl was standing holding broken sandles.
One Naughty Boy - It looks as though that sandles do get broken by wearing even in light legs.
Girl - No, Sandles get broken by hitting them on the heads of boys like you.
2. Judge to Thief - Any good work have you done in your life???
Thief - It is because of us you get job. 3. Judge to
Thief - You went in a shop to steal & stole only femal clothes. Did you not think of your male child.
Thief - That shop only had female clothes.
4. Girlfriend to Boyfriend - I will not marry you till you do some act of bravery.
Boyfriend to Girlfriend - I am marrying you in this inflation and that is an act of courage.
5. One Begger become Crorepati and decided to get a temple built.
Second Begger - Why do you want to get a temple made.
First Begger - So that I can sit alone in front of that temple for begging.


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Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

:D
 
Funny Joke

Teacher: baccho ye btao ki Bharat me sabse bada tufaan kis din aayega??
Student:- jis din "RAKSHABNDHN" aur "VALENTINEDAY" ek saath aayenge.
:p
 
RE: Funny Joke

Jyotish : Tumhari life men 14 ladkiyanayengi

Boy : "Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish : Ziyada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi or 13 betiyan hongi..
:D
 
RE: Funny Joke

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko
Aana Hoga. GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
Teacher-Q GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi:D
 
RE: Funny Joke

7 sadhu 7chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the, 1 admi sadhu ko Prnam kr puchta hai-Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?
Sadhu bola-beta 1 chatai or bicha le..
 
RE: Funny Joke

Judge- y r u arrested?
Raju- 4 shopping early.
Judge- well,dats not a crime,
anyway how early u wer shoppin?
Raju- b4 d shop opened..
 
RE: Funny Joke

Teacher: Tell me da perfect example 4 Newtons 3rd law?
Student: Wenever i open my book, my eyes close automatically Action 4 Reaction
 
RE: Funny Joke

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR :-

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne bf ko call kiya or kaha , mere ghar par koi nhi h, Phir bf uske ghar gaya or....sachmuch koi nhi tha,Taala laga tha.::cry:
 
RE: Funny Joke

ek baar naradji ne aisa kya dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye.

unhone dekha ki..
hanumanji taqat paane ke liye "Rajnikant chalisaa" padh rahe the.

insult.

jab aap blackbarry ka mobile leke baithe ho or koi aapko aake kahe "china hai na"
:clapsmiley:

ek ladke ne ladki ko cheda.

girl:chappl utaroun kya.
boy:chal hat pagli mera dil koi mandir thode hi hai chappl pahan ke hi aaja.
:D
 
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