Mobile SMS Jokes of the Day

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haha yes dear :p
agli baar arjun bhai ko pm kar dena ki tumko ek paid vej dein ok :D
 
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हरी गोपाल से: यार बता जब मैं शराब पी कर जाता हूं तो पत्नी मुझसे बहुत झगड़ा करती है इसका मतलब क्या होता है?

गोपाल हरी से: यार तू इतना भी नहीं जानता जब तुम्हें बिना शराब के होते हो तब भाभी के सामने भीगी बिल्ली बने होते हो और शराब पीने बाद तुम भी शेर बन जाते हो और एक जगह दो शेर नहीं रह सकते।
 
Bhakt Godse INDIA se USA Tak Road Banawo God-Muskilhe Kuch Or Mango Bhakt-Wifeko Agyakari Or Samjadar Banawo God-Road Single Banau Ya Double

I Wish 4U Gr8 Start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesdy No stress 4 Wednesdy No worry 4 Thursdy Smile 4 Fridy Party 4 Saturday Great Fun 4 Sunday
 
Dimag Hai Toh Batawo Aapke Chacha Ki Bhabi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki B.V. Ki Saas K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ka Bhai Aapka Kaun-RPLY ME 1ST

Ghadhe Ko Ghadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Wah Wah Ghade Ko Ghadhi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Wah Wah Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar Ek Aur Gadha Teyar Ho Gaya
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too funny last one meance the gandi one thanks for sharing arjun bhai.too funny last one meance the gandi one thanks for sharing arjun bhai.
 
Chuheko Lagi Bili Gori Dono Milne Lage Chori Chori Chuha Bola Ogori Aa Khele Aank Micholi Bili Chuheko Marke Khagai Or Boli I Hate Luv Story

What is The Difference in Wife & Saali? Sali-Beauty Wife-Duty Sali-Passion Wife-Tension Sali-Cool Wife-Fool Sali-Fresh Cake Wife-Earth Quake
 
Which
DRIVER
Has
No
License
2
Drive
But
Still
Working?????

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SCREW DRIVER

Tamam Sabuto Or Gawaho K Madenazar Rakhte Huwe Apko Dhara 26/10/2011 K Tehat in Advance Happy Diwali Kehte Huwe Khus Rehane Ki Duwaki Jatihe

Ur Eyes Patakha
Ur Lips Rocket
Ur Ears Chakri
Ur smile Fuljhadi
Ur Style Anar
Ur Personality Bomb Beta Nikal Le, I M Coming With Candle
 
DC Wo Banta Hezo IAS Karta Hai DR Wo Banta Hezo MBBS Padhta Hai Lawyer Wo Banta Hezo LLB Karta Hai Or Ullu Wo Banta Hezo Arjun Ka SMS Padhta Hai

Zindagi Main Hamesa Eak Baat Yad Rakho Kabhi Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Qki Dil Ek Hota Hai Agar Khelana Hee Heto KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai
 
Hospital Mai Ek Ladka Admit Tha Usne Nurse Ko Kaha I Love U Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai
Nurse-Sarmakar Boli Chal Zhute Hamne Toh Sirf Kidni Churayi Hai

Ratan Tata Hates A R Rehman

Guess Y?

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Bcuz . . . .

He Made D Song Jiya Jale Jaan Jale NANO Tale Dhuwan Jale

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Kasturba Gandhi Ko Love Letter Likha

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Dear Kasturba Jaan I Love U Tumhara Baapu

Ye Duniya Eak Raaz Hai Yaha Sub Kuch Chupana Padta Hai Dil Main Chahe Jitane Bhi Gum Ho Aey Dost Magar Mehfil Main Muskurana Padta Hai
 
Kash Tum BAKRI Hote Hum Tume Ghash Khilate Or Pyar Se Puchte
SMS Bhejne Mai Kanjus Kaun? Tum Ya Mai Or Tum Pyar Se Bolte-Mai Mai Main

Friends R Like Biscuits....
U R Parle & I M G
U R Marie & I M Gold
U R Sun & I M Feast
U R Milk & I M Shakti
U R Krack & I M Jack

U R 99% Lovely
U R 88% Naughty
U R 77% Beautiful
U R 87% Sweet
U R 69% Quite So U R Totally 99+88+77+87+69=420
So U R 420 Numbari

Teri Duniya Mai Koi Gam Naho Teri Khusiya Kabhi Kam Naho Bhagwan Tumhe Aesi Item (G.F) Dede Jo Dabang Ki Muni Or Shila Ki Jawani Se Kam Naho

Just After Marriage Husband Saved Wife Number As MERE CHARNO KI DASI & After 5 Years Husband Renamed Wife Name As MERE PRANO KI PYASHI-Arjun

School Mai Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha Hum Mar Gaye Ye Bahuvachan Hai Agar Mai Kahu Mai Mar Gayato Kya Hoga? Bache-G Ek Dinki Chuti Hogi
 
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