Mobile SMS Jokes of the Day

[Arjun]

Cycle Chalane Se Pehle Hendal Dekh Lena Chahiye Aur Ladki Chedne Se Pehale Uske Pair Main Pehani Huwi Saindal Dekh Lena Chahiye So Be Alert

School Main Ek Ladka Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha Sir Ne Pucha Chaku Liye Q Ghum Rahe Ho? Ladka Bola-Mai Garib Hu Sir Revolvar Kaha Se Lu

Kute Ko Murgi Se Pyar Huwa Murgi Se Shadi Kardi Thode Din Kebad Murgi Ne Khargos Ko Janam Diya Kuta-Ye Kyahe
Murg-Azab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani

Ragging Ke Wakt Ladke Ne Ladki Se Pucha Patna Kaha Par Hai?

Ladki Ne Jawab Diya Bihar Main

Ladka Bola Yahin Pat Jawo Bihar Koan Jayega

 

[Arjun]

1 Murgi Dukandar Se Boli 1 Anda Dena Dukandar-Tum Anda Khud Q Ni Deti Murgi-Mere Husband Kehta Hezanu RS.5 K Liye Apna Figure Khrab Mat Karo

Doctor

Tumari
Eak
Kidney
Fail
Ho
Gayi
Hai


Marij

Pehle
Toh
Bahut
Roya
Phir
Aashu
Pochte
Huwe
Bola
Kitne
Number
Se

Wife-Suno G Kaam Karte Wakt Mujhe Baho Main Maat Liya Karo Tabhi Kam Wali Boli-Madam Achi Tarah Se Samjha Do Main Toh Bol Bol K Thak Gayi Hu

Har
Pal
Har
Waqt
Har
Din
Har
Lamha
Har
Aahat
Har
Ehsas

Dil
Ki
Har
Dhadkan
Keh
Rahi
Hai
Baap
Re
Baap
Kya
Thandi
Hai

Sardar's Friend-Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya Tuze Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar-Q Uthao RS.30 Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega