Mobile SMS Jokes of the Day

[Arjun]

Just After Marriage Husband Saved Wife Number As MERE CHARNO KI DASI & After 5 Years Husband Renamed Wife Name As MERE PRANO KI PYASHI

To,
The Police Station,

Dear Sir,
As My Friend is Not Sending SMS 2 Arjun So I Kindly Request 2 Take Action & Encounter His Diba Mobile

Boy on Train Achi Lipstick Hai
Girl-THX
B-Beautiful Dress
G-THX
B-Nyc Zwelry
Girl-THX Bhaiya
Boy-Kamal Hai Fir B Sundar Nahi Lagati Ho

1-Yar Kal Ratko Meri BV Kuweme Gir Gayi Or Bahut Chila Rahi Thi
2-Ab Kesi Hai Tumari BV
1-Thik He Hogi Subah Se Koi Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai

 

[Arjun]

Gadhe Ne Admi Kolat Mari Admi Uske Piche Bhaga Use Raste Mai Zebra Mila Admine Zebra Kolat Marke Bola Sale Track Suit Pehnke Ullu Banata Hai

Agar Aapne Kisi Se Sacha Pyar Kiya Heto in 13 Letters Ko 3 Words Mai Set Karo (AFOTIGWIUYNOR) Ye Hai Pyar Ka Asli Imtihan Reply Fast 2 Arjun

Teacher-Inshan Ki Nazar Tez Hoti Heya Janwar Ki?
Student-Janwar Ki Qki Zanwar Kabhi Chasma Nahi Pehante Par Inshan Chasma Pehanta Hai-Arjun

Maine Murga Pakda Tokrime Raka Orwo Nichese Nikla Fir Pakda Fir Nikla Muje Gusaya Murga Pakda Kata Pkaya Kaya Magar Fir B Nichese Nikal Gaya

 

[katy]

Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards ! :c:c:c:c:c:c:c:c

 

[iS THAT ME]

hahaha....that one above is nice...

imagine she coming back

 

[Arjun]

I Wish U HAPPY HOLI
I Know Ye Zaldihe Par Kya Karu Bahut Sare Young Smart Frnds Ko Wish Karna Hai Socha Q Na Pehle BUZURGO Ko Niptalu

EK Aadmi Ka Sar Phat Gaya
DR-Ye Kaise Huwa?
Admi-Mai Chapal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha Muje 1 Admi Bola Gadhe Apni Khopdi Ka Estemal Toh Kar Le

My Mobile Number Changed My New No is 100 Pl. Call Me Agar Mera Nokar Uthaeto 2-4 Galiya De Dena Bada Nalayk Hai Apne Aapko Police Kehta Hai

Suppose This is My Last Hour of Life I Can Die in Any Moment Cell is in My Hand Waiting 4 Ur Last MSG What Would U Send-Reply is Must*Arjun*

Mu Or Gu Mai Kya Relation Hai? Dirty Mind
Rusia Mai Muko Life Or Africa Mai Guko Khusi Kehte Hai Hum Duwa Karte Heki Apke Mume Hamesa Gu Ho

Zindagi Mai Hamesa Ekbat Yad Rako Kabi Kisika Dil Nahi Todna Chahiye Qki Dil Ekhi Hotahe Todna Hai Heto Uski Hadiya Todo Qki Wo 206 Hoti Hai

Who Said English is Easy?

Fill in the Blank With

YES or NO

1.......I Dont Have Brain
2.......I Dont Have Sence
3.......I M Stupid

 

[Arjun]

Tazub Hota Hai Jab Aap Jaise Cool Smart Log Bhi Road K Kinare Katori Lekar Khade Hote Hai
Aakhir
Q
Sirf Char Panch Pani Puri K Liye-Arjun

Chahate
Hain
Hum
Aapse

Aeshi
Dosti
Ka
Wada

Jaise
Rupees
Panch
Main
Vim
Bar
Gale
Kam

Aur
Chale
Jyada

Biline Bandar Se Kaha I LUV U Bandar Ne Pucha Mujse Darni Lagta Biline Hanuman G Ki Photo Nikali Or Kaha Tujme Rab Dikta Hai Yarame Kya Karu

Teacher Ka Darja Maa Sebi Ucha Q Hota Hai?
Ans-Ma Lori Se Apne Bache Ko Sulati Hai Jabki Teacher Lecture Se Puri Clasko Sula Deta Hai-Arjun

Samundar Milte Hee Loag Barish Ko Bhul Gaye Daulat Milte He Khuda Ko bhul Gaye Bade Azib Hain Dunia Wale Sheela Milte Hee Munni Ko Bhul Gaye

Nepali Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila Zin Nikal K Bola 3 Wish Mago
Nepali-1-Bada Bangla 2-Usme Sabse Zyada Amir Aadmi 3-Uska Chokidar Hame Banado
Only For Students

Most IMP Question

Niche K 5 Answer Yaad Karlo Apke Paper Mai Aayega

1-DATE
2-NAME
3-ROLL NO
4-CLASS
5-SUBJECT

 

[ASHWANI]

Tazub Hota Hai Jab Aap Jaise Cool Smart Log Bhi Road K Kinare Katori Lekar Khade Hote Hai
Aakhir
Q
Sirf Char Panch Pani Puri K Liye-Arjun

Chahate
Hain
Hum
Aapse

Aeshi
Dosti
Ka
Wada

Jaise
Rupees
Panch
Main
Vim
Bar
Gale
Kam

Aur
Chale
Jyada

Biline Bandar Se Kaha I LUV U Bandar Ne Pucha Mujse Darni Lagta Biline Hanuman G Ki Photo Nikali Or Kaha Tujme Rab Dikta Hai Yarame Kya Karu

Teacher Ka Darja Maa Sebi Ucha Q Hota Hai?
Ans-Ma Lori Se Apne Bache Ko Sulati Hai Jabki Teacher Lecture Se Puri Clasko Sula Deta Hai-Arjun

Samundar Milte Hee Loag Barish Ko Bhul Gaye Daulat Milte He Khuda Ko bhul Gaye Bade Azib Hain Dunia Wale Sheela Milte Hee Munni Ko Bhul Gaye

Nepali Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila Zin Nikal K Bola 3 Wish Mago
Nepali-1-Bada Bangla 2-Usme Sabse Zyada Amir Aadmi 3-Uska Chokidar Hame Banado
Only For Students

Most IMP Question

Niche K 5 Answer Yaad Karlo Apke Paper Mai Aayega

1-DATE
2-NAME
3-ROLL NO
4-CLASS
5-SUBJECT

Wah Wah @Arjun bro....hya:ROFL

 

[Gagan]

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. :lol

 

[Arjun]

Hey U Know Which is The Best Day 2 Propose A Girl

ANS:-1st April

U Know Y? Bcuz If C Accept Its Ur Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

Dil Ka Kehna Hai 1 Kam Kardo Pyarisi Muskurahat Mere Nam Kardo Az Duniya Pe 1 Ehsan Karo Ghar Se Naha K Nikalo Or Pure Muhale Ko Heran Kardo

Namaskar Muje SMS Kehte Hai Muze Murakh PADHTE Hai Ullu FORWARD, Gadhe Delete & Monkey SAVE Karte Hai Ab Ap Kya Karne Wale Ho Muze Malum Hai

Fulwala-Ye Ful Apni BV K Liye Lelo
Admi-Meri BV Nahi
F-Fir GF
A-Meri GF B Nai
F-Ae Duniya K Khus Kismat Insan Meri Tarafse Ful Muft Leja

 

[omparkash sharma]

good joke