Mobile SMS Jokes of the Day

[Arjun]

Plz Samzne Ki Koshis Karo Muje Tang Matkaro Ratko Tumari Wajah Se Nind Nahi Aayi Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi Se Rajane Hath Jodkar Machar Se Kaha

Ekbar Godne Meri Memory Ko Delete Kar Diya Or Pucha Koi Dost Yadhe? Maine Aapka Nam Liya God Bola Sala Pura Format Mara Tobi Virus Nahi Gaya

Read
SMS
Only
1
Time
& Give
ANSWER
ITS CHALLENGE 2 U

9
x
7
-
8
+
5

Toh
Sawal
Hai
Jalebi
Ko
English
Mai
Kya
Kahege

Papu-Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda Dikhawo?
Salesman-Plain Mai Dikha Du?
Papu-Hawai Jahaz Mai Kya Tera Bap Baitha Hai Yahi Pe Dikha

Sardar Sahmpu Sir K Sath Kandho Par Bhi Laga Raha Tha Wifene Pucha-Kandho Pe Shempu Q Laga Rahe Ho Sardar-Begum Ye Head N Shoulder Hai

 

[mystic]

Ek bar GODne meri memory ko delete kar diya or pucha koi dost yaad hai?
Maine aapka nam liya
phir GOD bola sala pura format mara tobi virus nahi gaya

Virus Alert..... :lol

Santa shampoo sir k sath kandho par bhi laga raha tha
wife ne pucha - kandho pe shampoo q laga rahe ho
santa - begum (wife) ye head n shoulder shampoo hai

:rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Arjun]

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Thank God Mere Computer Ke Sare Buton Kam Kar Rahe Hai

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi
Dosti Huwito Wo Saheli Thi
Pyar Huwa Towo Paheli Thi
Dusare K Sath Bhag Gayi
Tab Pata Chala Woto Chameli Thi

Papu-Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda Dikhawo?
Salesman-Plain Mai Dikha Du?
Papu-Hawai Jahaz Mai Kya Tera Bap Baitha Hai Yahi Pe Dikha

Krishn Prem Kareto Premlila Hum Kareto Character Dhila Krisna Kiss Kareto Swami Hum Kareto Harami Krisna Gopia Chedeto Khel Hum Chedeto Jail

Ekbar Godne Meri Memory Ko Delete Kar Diya Or Pucha Koi Dost Yadhe? Maine Aapka Nam Liya God Bola Sala Pura Format Mara Tobi Virus Nahi Gaya

Plz Samzne Ki Koshis Karo Muje Tang Matkaro Ratko Tumari Wajah Se Nind Nahi Aayi Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi Se Rajane Hath Jodkar Machar Se Kaha

Cybercafe Par Ladki Patayi Webcam Par Ho Gayi Sagai Facebook Par Ho Gaya Divorce Chalo Ishi Bahane Ho Gaya Computer Ka Sara Course

Raja Sandeep Se-Tune School Aana Bandh Kyu Kar Diya?

Sandip-Actully Mere Dad Kehte Hain Ki Eak Jagh Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kum Ho Jati Hai

Jo Pasand Aai Wo Mili Nai Jo Miliwo Jami Nahi Zojami Uske Sath Maza Ayani Jiske Sath Maza Aayawo Hamesa K Liye Rahi Nahi Nokri Chizhi Aisihe

Pappu-Y Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age 18 Yrs & Marriage Age 21 Yrs?

Rammu-Govt Ko Pata Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Biwi Ko Nahi

Insan Sabse Zyada Mafi Kisse Mangta Hai?

Boss K Samne

NO

Wife

NO

GF

Nahi

Bhikari K Samne Maff Karo Baba Aage Jawo-Arjun

Apko Patahe Shiv G & Parwati G Computer Q Nisikh Paye?

Batawo?

Nahi Pata

Chalome Batata Hu

Qki Ganesh G Mouse Lekar Bhag Jatethe

Pappu-Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Mai Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho?

Ramu-Behan Se

Pappu-Toh Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Main Q

Ramu-Teri Behan Hai

Aaj Subah Maine News Paper Mai Padha Ki Dosto Ko SMS Bhejne Mai Sabse Zyada Time Waste Hotahe

Toh Azse Band?

Kya

Newspaper Re-Arjun

Riste
K
Liye
1
Dabaye

Mangini
K
Liye 2
Dabaye

Shadi
K
Liye
3
Dabaye

Or

Love
Marriage
K
Liye
Mummy
K
Pair Dabaye

Bhojpuri Ishq Shayari-Taj Mahal Kaun Chizba Hum Ehuse Badi Imarat Banwaib Mumtaz Toh Marke Dafan Bhaile Rahe Tohake Sasuri Hum Zinda Dafnaib

 

[Arjun]

Husband-Eak Kiss Lelu?
Wife-No
Husband-Jewellery La Dunga
Wife-No Huband-Car Duga Wife-No
Beta Sote Achanak Bola Meri Lelo Cycle La Dena

Boss-Kal Tune Bagme Pani Qni Diya? Nokar-Barisho Riti Boss-Chata Laga K Deta

Hindi Master-Jeb Katra Konsa Karak Hai
Chatra- G Hani Karak

Kya Huwa No New Threads Or Post on Dream DTH Website Internet Recharge Nahin Hai Kya?

Recharge Card Ka Number Bhej Raha Hu XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Yaha Bled Se Scratch Karo Ab Thanks Mat Bolna & Then post Karna

Mujhse
Saadi
Karoge

Kal
Pure
Din
Soch
K
Mami
Dedi
Bhai
Behan
Kesat
Bethkar
Maswara
Karke
Parso
Muje
Bata
Dena
Kiye
Gana
Kis
Film
Ka
Hai

 

[Arjun]

Ek Aadmi Prathna Kar Raha Tha Tabhi Bhagwan Aaye Or Bole Manat Mango Admi-Muje Married Se Unmarried Banado Prabhu-Beta Manat Mago Janat Nahi

Suraj-Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Raja-Usne Eak Dukan Kholi Thi Par Ab Jail Mai Hai
Suraj- Par Q?
Raja-Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi

Maa Bete Se = Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Beta = Maa Main Padh Raha Hu

Maa = Excellent Kya Padh Rahe Ho

Beta = Apki Hone Wali Bahu Ke SMS

Notice Board 2 Driver-Driving Karte Samay Drink Na Kare Qki Speed Breaker Aa Jane Se Peg Gir Sakta Hai From Indian Police DSP Chulbul Pandey

Aapko
Tohfe
Mai
Laptop
Dena
Chaha

Lekin
.
.
.
.
Ish
Tarah
Button
Daba
Daba
K
Aap
Kharab
Kar
Doge
Isliye
Plan
cancel

Mom Beti Se Jab Boyfriend Kiss Kareto Bolo DONT Or Jab Gale Lageto Bolo STOP 2nd Day Beti Mom Se Usne Dono Eksath Kiyato Mene Bola DONT STOP

 

[Arjun]

Dr-Mai Apko Dawaki Pudia De Rahahu Ise Ratme Khalena Mariz Dr Sahab Dawa Jara Patle Kagaz Pe Dena Pichali Bar Nigalne Mai Badi Paresani Huwi

Agar Aap Dishco Nahi Jate Smoke Nahi Karte Sharab Nahi Pite Girlfrind Nahi Rakhte Toh Ish Website Par Turant Log On Karo
http://www.paidaqhuwa.com

1st-Wo Dekh Teri BV Ko Sanp Kat Rahahe 2nd-Aree Tenson Matle Zeher Bharwane Aaya Hoga
Sir-What is MATHS? St-Mental Attack 2 Healthy Student

Aapki Hansi Pe Dil Kurban Khusi Pe Jaan Qurban Muskan Pe Zindagi Qurban Or Agar Aapka SMS Aana Band Huwato Aane Wali Bakri EID Pe Aap Kurban

Ish SMS Ko Jaldi Se Padho
How
How
How
How
Aree Ruko Jara Ish SMS Ko Arjun Ne Jaldi Padhne K Liye Kaha Tha Kute Ki Tarah Bhokane Ko Nahi

Papu Ka Padosi Budha Mar Gaya Papu Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha BODY AAYI KYA? Tabhi Body Aagayi Papu Bola Ye Lo Uncle Ki Toh Badi Lambi Umar Hai
Magic of Maths

9X9+7=88

98X9+6=888

987X9+5=8888

9876X9+4=88888

98765X9+3=888888

987654X9+2=8888888

9876543X9+1=8888888

Une
Nahi
Thi
Hamare
Pyar
Ki
Khabar

Une
Nahi
Thi
Hamare
Pyar
Ki
Kabar

Arjun
Ki
Sayari
Galat
Ho
Gayi
Ruber
Do
Rubber

Patni-DR Ne Muze 7 Dino Keliye Aaram Or Kisi Hill Station Pe Jane Keliye Kahahe Batao Na Darling Hum Kaha Jayege? Pati-Kishi Dusare DR Kepas

 

[Arjun]

A
Study
has
Proved
That
All
Fools
Use
Their
THUMB
While
Reading
Arjun
SMS
Now
Its
2
Late
Don’t
Try
2
Change
Ur
Finger

Vidyarthi Dukandar Se-Hame Calendar Chahiye

Dukandar Bacho Se-Tumhe Konsa Calendar Chahiye?

Vidyarthi-Jisme Sabse Zyada Chutti Ho.....

Tumala Konich Baghat Astana Tumi Nakatbot Ghalta Tewa Sembda Cha Fresh Piece Tumcha Botana Lagto Tewa Tumikay Karto? Bedchya Koprat Lawto Na

Hi My Name is SMS
I Travel All Countries my Home is Mobile Network is my Vehicle my Business is 2 Connect Peoples Heart & Keep them Smiling

Do U Know

143 Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai

I Love U-No
I Like U
I Miss U
I Kiss U-No

143 Means 143=8 Maths Pe Dhyan Do Romance Pe Nahi

 

[Arjun]

WANTED WIFE

AGE No Bar

WEIGHT No Bar

LOOKS No Bar

CASTE No Bar

EDUCATION No Bar

But Girls Father Must Have

His OWN BAR

Teacher Bacho Se-Aam Ko Mango Q Kehte Hai

Pahadi Ladka-Guru Ji Dekhna Ni Cho Aam 99 Rupe Kilo Wegi Yete Mi Mango Ni Boluto Kya Sastu Bolu

Sir-Dalme Kitna Protin Hota Hai?

Chatra-Ek Murgi K Brabar

Sir-Wo Kaise

Chatra-Qki Hindi Mai Ek Kahawat Hai GHAR KI MURGI DAL BRABAR


Husn Or Ishq Dono Dost Thee Ek Baar Unme Jhagda Ho Gaya Husn Ne Ishk Ki Aankhe Noch Li Or Tabi Se Ishk Andha Or Husn Katil Ho Gaya-So Beware

 

[Hero]

1 Gadha Ro Ro Kar Duwa Kar Raha Tha
Ya Khuda Muje Padhne Ki Takat Do
1 Din Uski Duwa Kabul Huwi
Or Masa Allah Wo Gadha Aaj SMS Padh Raha Hai :up:

hahahhahahha I am not gadha thanks.

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

 

[Arjun]

Teeth Said 2 Tongue If I Just Press U Little Hard U Will Get Cut
Tongue-If I Misuse 1 Word Against Some1 Then All the 32 of U Will Come Out

U
Must
Always
Bring
The
Change
Gr8
Lines
Said
By
The
Bus
Conductor

What is Similarity Between SUN & WIFE? A-Donoki Taraf Ankh Utha K Dekni Sakte

WIFE? A-Donoki Taraf Ankh Utha K Dekni Sakte

Sardar & his Wife Waiting For Train Itneme Punjab Mail Aayi Sardar Bhag K Train Main Chad Gaya Or Bola Jab Punjab Female Aaye Toh Chadh Jana

Sign Board At A Petrol Pump Kripaya Yaha Pe Dhumrapan Na Kare Apki Zindagi Ki Koi Kimat Ho Naho Par Petrol Kito Kimat Bahut Hai-Stop Smoking

Santa Banta Se Hum Donome Kya Rista Hai
Banta-Jo Besan Or Pkode Kahe Santa-Wo Kaise
Banta –Qki jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabito Pakode Banta Hai

Question of the Week-Whats D Similarity Between Marriage & 11:59

Great Answer-Simple Hai Dono Ke Baad 12 Bajte Hai Aur Din Badal Jata Hai

Sir-Batao Ganga Kaha Se Nikalti Hai Or Kaha Jake Milti Hai? Papu-Sir Ganga School Se Nikalti Hai Or Rahul Se Miltihe Sir Shocked Papu Rocked

Sir Ne School Mai Student Se Pucha Apne Pita Ka Nam Batawo Student-Sundar Lal Chada
Sir-English Mai Batawo
Student-BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR