Tata sky needs Mentos
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dimag ki batti jal gayi, isliye puri website hi change kar dali
Re: Tata sky needs Mentos [Mentos Theory]
Famous poet and writer Martin Dansky once said, "Change is at the very core of evolution and without it, all creatures would look alike and behave the same way."
'Mentos' is here to prove the same.
Actually mentos theory of evolution of DTHs says that earlier Mr. Dish Tv had no brains you see. He got bullied by Mr. Tatasky, the authorised owner of all the brains in the dth world. While Mr. Tatasky, "Premium dth" for the huge but silently active dth Mr. Dish Tv, enjoys his ride on the wheel-less cart, our pitied market leader Mr. Dish Tv slaved to pull the heavily loaded wood piece through the stony rugged jungle road. But how was it possible?
Wait!!! Be a bit patient. Let me unfold the story to you first.
Our history books say that the evolution of dth took place through various stages. Remember our huge but simple dth Mr. Dish Tv finally became the dth market leader!!! Yes you do. But how did this happen? Who whirled the magic wand? Did mother fairy touch our would-be leader with her magic stick? Come on. No use of going back to your history books. They don't have the answers. Then who does!!! Let me do the honours of unfurling the secret to you. And here it comes.
When Mr. Tatasky was absolutely tired of enjoying the joy ride he decided to take some rest. Both the slave and the master parked themselves under a tree where Mr. Dish Tv found a little pack.
It had "Mentos" written on it. Mr. Dish Tv offered the little pack to his master but the ruthless master rejected it and went off to sleep. Mr. Dish Tv was tempted. He opened the pack, stared at the shiny thing inside, watched it and finally allowed it to be part of his life. Within seconds, transformation was witnessed. He started running, Surprised! But he did not stop; he kept running as though he were running in the Olympics! And finally when he reached at a place where "there was light, light of cristal clear glowing hd channels" and he, the "enlightened." Now, as he was allowing the light of all the hd channels to fall upon him, he encountered Mr. Tatasky once again. That poor fella was still under the same tree. While Mr. Dish Tv had been transformed into the leader of the dth world, our "Premium dth" could witness no such change. Reason? It's Mentos, ladies and gentlemen!!! The brain stimulator... rejected by the simple-thinker and devoured by our brain-meter, Dimag ki batti jala de!
But what was on the penalty plate for Mr Tatasky?
Well, now it was his turn to pull the new-born Mr. Intelligent, happily riding his stony cart while it rolled on his freshly invented round wheel.
Sorry Mr. Premium dth.
Famous poet and writer Martin Dansky once said, "Change is at the very core of evolution and without it, all creatures would look alike and behave the same way."
'Mentos' is here to prove the same.
Actually mentos theory of evolution of DTHs says that earlier Mr. Dish Tv had no brains you see. He got bullied by Mr. Tatasky, the authorised owner of all the brains in the dth world. While Mr. Tatasky, "Premium dth" for the huge but silently active dth Mr. Dish Tv, enjoys his ride on the wheel-less cart, our pitied market leader Mr. Dish Tv slaved to pull the heavily loaded wood piece through the stony rugged jungle road. But how was it possible?
Wait!!! Be a bit patient. Let me unfold the story to you first.
Our history books say that the evolution of dth took place through various stages. Remember our huge but simple dth Mr. Dish Tv finally became the dth market leader!!! Yes you do. But how did this happen? Who whirled the magic wand? Did mother fairy touch our would-be leader with her magic stick? Come on. No use of going back to your history books. They don't have the answers. Then who does!!! Let me do the honours of unfurling the secret to you. And here it comes.
When Mr. Tatasky was absolutely tired of enjoying the joy ride he decided to take some rest. Both the slave and the master parked themselves under a tree where Mr. Dish Tv found a little pack.
It had "Mentos" written on it. Mr. Dish Tv offered the little pack to his master but the ruthless master rejected it and went off to sleep. Mr. Dish Tv was tempted. He opened the pack, stared at the shiny thing inside, watched it and finally allowed it to be part of his life. Within seconds, transformation was witnessed. He started running, Surprised! But he did not stop; he kept running as though he were running in the Olympics! And finally when he reached at a place where "there was light, light of cristal clear glowing hd channels" and he, the "enlightened." Now, as he was allowing the light of all the hd channels to fall upon him, he encountered Mr. Tatasky once again. That poor fella was still under the same tree. While Mr. Dish Tv had been transformed into the leader of the dth world, our "Premium dth" could witness no such change. Reason? It's Mentos, ladies and gentlemen!!! The brain stimulator... rejected by the simple-thinker and devoured by our brain-meter, Dimag ki batti jala de!
But what was on the penalty plate for Mr Tatasky?
Well, now it was his turn to pull the new-born Mr. Intelligent, happily riding his stony cart while it rolled on his freshly invented round wheel.
Sorry Mr. Premium dth.
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RE: Tata sky needs Mentos [Mentos Theory]
heheheh gud one sky
heheheh gud one sky
